Tuesday, 22 May 2007

Recipe for the worst cup of tea ever

Try this...if you dare
1. Get someone to make you a cup of tea (if you're lazy like me.)
2. Take two sips, then leave the rest for at least half and hour until it is stone cold.
3. Put cup in the microwave on defrost. Sample.
4. Turn microwave dial back up to the high setting and curse the person who left it on defrost (which I would never, ever do myself.)
5. Leave cup in microwave until the tea bubbles over the side in manner of lava from an erupting volcano.
6. Stand for at least ten minutes until it is safe to drink (unless you have an asbestos-lined mouth.)
7. Try the foul brew.
8. Throw the cup of tea down the sink and enjoy a glass of council pop (water) instead.
Cheers!

4 comments:

Domenica said...

Sounds like a 'lethal brew' to me....think I'll pass!

klahanie said...

Hello Clare-
Thank you for your 'storm in a teacup' recipe. Perhaps a bit of 'bubble, bubble, 'tea' and trouble.'
" Stand for at least ten minutes until it is safe to drink" Hmmm..Clare, can I sit down for at least ten minutes instead?
Kind regards adanac67.....

emma said...

Oh my! That is terrible. Tea has to be made with freshly boiling water with decent tea bags and presented in a china cup. Yep - I'm VERY fussy about my tea.

purkul said...

Hya,

sounds good to me!! although in all honesty people repulse at what i enjoy in a brew, so milky its basically white & the colder the better, the t bag just has chance to dip its toe in there & thats about it!

horses 4 courses i guess!

purkul
x